(Source: itsmisseinstein)

Talvez ninguém tenha te avisado ainda, então desculpa se eu vou te dar essa notícia sem te preparar antes: a porra do mundo não gira em torno do seu umbigo. Ficou chocado? Acontece.
Tati Bernardi  (via nobroke)

(Source: harrybreakslouis)

When my brother's in the shower...
  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL